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	I was born very young. I showed up at the maternity ward because I wanted to be close to my mother. It was just before Thanksgiving so I could be home for the holidays. When my mother was pregnant with me, she asked my brother if he wanted a baby sister or a baby brother. He said: “If it won’t put you out of shape too much, I’d like a pony”. I’ve haven’t appeared much in front of large audiences. My first time was at my 'Brith'. I cried like a baby. Later, my father told me I should be on television ….so he could shut me off. He also told me I should be on the stage…(fill in your own punch-line). Reading this far, it’s not hard to guess why I bill myself as “The Classic Comedian”. I remember jokes that I’ve heard since I was a kid, so they’re pretty old. Because laughter is the best medicine, I don’t mind if you laugh at me or with me; as long as you laugh. Jewish circumcision ritual for 8 day old males. Thought for the Month: Ban Pre-shredded cheese! Make America Grate Again

I was born very young. I showed up at the maternity ward because I wanted to be close to my mother. It was just before Thanksgiving so I could be home for the holidays. When my mother was pregnant with me, she asked my brother if he wanted a baby sister or a baby brother. He said: “If it won’t put you out of shape too much, I’d like a pony”.

I’ve haven’t appeared much in front of large audiences. My first time was at my 'Brith'*. I cried like a baby. Later, my father told me I should be on television ….so he could shut me off. He also told me I should be on the stage…(fill in your own punch-line). Reading this far, it’s not hard to guess why I bill myself as “The Classic Comedian”. I remember jokes that I’ve heard since I was a kid, so they’re pretty old. Because laughter is the best medicine, I don’t mind if you laugh at me or with me; as long as you laugh.

*Jewish circumcision ritual for 8 day old males.